Stupid strapline suggestions that, for some reason, we decided not to use…

• Like a pigeon in a basket
• Veronica
• We move like a snake
• Pigeon pigeon, what’s your name you’ve got a funny face.. oh pigeon oh pigeon oh piggg
• Strappy sandals are hell in winter
• Haribo helps
• Chief T’s for a chief Tea
• Pigeon
• Please don’t make me
• When the chickens come home to roost
• Canvas Tent Face
• Lock up your donkeys!
• we’ll kick your back doors in!
• Like chutney from a wheelbarrow
• Tugboat
• Even bigger than Digby
• Same as it ever was
• Big brassy and available for thrifty customers
• Like a hairy back but better
• Like a paranoid eel
• Getting our beaks around a cheek
• Drowning in guilt since 2011