Just found 'shreds ' on youtube.

People are rerecording the audio for music videos, with comic effect:

This is the way to do it:

 

Stand at the back, twiddle knobs and hire musicians to do all the hard work...

After last year's mud hell, I was tentative about going back to Glastonbury. However a free ticket in exchange for 4 hours of puppetry a day seemed like a fair deal.

I made 3 children cry and scared 2 people who were ‘happy’.

Some of the more popular routines:

• ‘Spoon of doom’ - a mexican ladle who shouted ’spoon of doom’ repetitively.
• The sponge who blew along to the music of My Way.
• The evil chameleon who threatened to follow you around Glastonbury, sneak into your tent whilst you are sleeping and ‘wear you like a puppet’.
• The bare hand - the most advanced puppet in the world with another hand inside it.
• The giant bear who stares into your soul, vacuum cleans all the evil out and makes it into biscuits.
• The chameleon discussion with a child about the Wurzels song ‘I’ve got a brand new combine harvester, and I want to give you a key’, however it would be bad to give a child a combine harvester as they would drive through the local village and chop everyone up, resulting in Weetabix with chunks of flesh in it..

My musical Glastonbury highlight had to be Seasick Steve , the 21st century blues man. 3 people back from the front and you could still smell the roadkill.

Thanks to Martin Coyne for the photo.